I love to ride bikes. I can usually be found riding one, planning to ride one, or thinking about riding one.
The armadillo is my spirit animal. We both have thick skin and about the same level of visual acuity. We both like to swim, and jump when startled. If I had been born male, my Mom would have tried to name me Armon Dillard. True story.
Thus have I evolved into the Armadillo Cyclist.